Score: 4

"meh..."

submission: - Heli Invasion II -

date: July 15, 2009

here is a winning strategy: hold down left click and move up and down fast.

seriously. after lvl 4 the game is waaaaay too easy and boring.

more enemies per lvl, fewer lvls

Score: 9

"SHWAAWW!!!!!!!!"

submission: Pandemic II

date: July 2, 2009

great game. probably the best flash game out there.

however Madagascar is impossible to infect unless the disease starts there. that needs some work

Score: 0

"here are some ways to make it better..."

submission: Newgrounds Rumble 2

date: January 1, 2009

well since my three previous reviews were removed i guess i will resort to constructive criticisms.

from what i hear there is a game me after that horribly disgusting preloader. so here are 5 ways to make the entire thing better (other than of course just removing this hunk o crap):

#1. Please for the life of god think of the hundreds of thousands of people log onto newgrounds every day, most of which are under the age of 15 (myself included). this is not helping them to live responsible lives and of you think for one second that any strait and proper person would like to watch and 20 minutes of circle jerking, in my opinion you are dead wrong my friend. either A: remove this preloader or B: make the name so that it accruatley portrays the reality of this game.
#2. type some author comments that explain the nature of this game. that way at least some of the gay people (like you) can look for the right thing and the strait people can get away from the disgusting trap.
#3. make a parody that people actually want to play and dont include gay ass sexual and perverse references in it.
#4. make some better artwork. your think you can jsut throw out a piece of crap that has poorly drawn nudity and call it Newgrounds rumble 2. get a life beyond computers and porno.
#5. think along the lines of other people. make something that the majority of the people will like.

and i close by saying: your remake sucks only because of the pornographic preloader (i have that image burned in my retina). kids play this too and i would not want to be the parents explaing what those guys were doing with each other.

Score: 10

"pretty awsome"

submission: Charlie The Unicombat

date: December 27, 2008

nice video. it combines everybodies favorite characters with warfare. me likey.

one bone to pock though:
Why you kill charlie? =)

Score: 10

"short but sweet"

submission: Revenge of the Turkeys

date: December 24, 2008

this great video man and thank you for not following this whole politicaly correct thing (said "merry Christmas") =)

and merry christmas to you too.

Score: 10

"classic knox video......"

submission: (2004) Glass of water

date: December 23, 2008

and of course the randomness of it all makes it halarious. good work your shit is the best. =)

Score: 10

"OMG DUDE YOU ARE MY HERO"

submission: tWHYlight

date: December 16, 2008

i want to fucking kill all the damn girls in my class. im in 7th grade and this whole ******** has been driving me insane. the girls ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THIS GOD DAMNED PIECE OF SHIT MOVIE. thank you so very much for making fun of this movie and thank you for bashing everyone who actually liked it. you are my hero of the month

As a foot note the stars (********) represent the name of the thing you made a satire of. I hated hearing about it so much that i took a vow of silence the word t-w-i-l-g-h-t. no kidding. i hate it so much that i curse myself for even spelling it

Score: 8

"not bad..."

submission: Destroy All Zombies III

date: December 12, 2008

there is room for improvement. i think the game could use a bit more diversity of weapons even if that was achieved by just simply adding upgrades to the game, say for instance a round capacity upgrade. controls were okay and the achievements part was an optimal advantage to to other point and shoots. also it needs to be a bit harder in my opinion.

this aside i think this is definatley a good game with some thought behind it. =)

Score: 6

"cant say its perfect"

submission: Evolution of the Unicorn

date: December 8, 2008

of course this is needless to say, but the effort put into this flash is immense. \
The Good Points:
1) you used interesting color scheme and shading that gave it a good apeal
2) the animations are genuine and worth your time
3) you actually thought about it (unlike FatBager's rip off of your creation "charlie the unicorn")

The Bad Points:
1) ( this is probably just nit picking) things dont seem to move fast enough
2) the wings on the unicorn are overworked (peering into the creepy factor)
3) a bit hard to keep up with whats going on

This is otherwise a very good video dispite its shortcomings. Definatly worth 5 stars.

Score: 10

"booya mothe F$%@#&"

submission: Eternal Red

date: December 7, 2008

great game. man and i thought hover bot was good... =). i like how you mixed defense with a point and shoot. and your progression of difficulty is optimal unlike a similar game, Red Code. this game is the shit. keep up the goodwork